Reasons I hate living in Apartments...

Psycho Neighbors who pound on the ceiling when a toddler falls down

Neighbors who have a big dog they yell at all the time

Dogs the size of shetland ponies leaving their poop EVERYWHERE

Walking to the north (technically west) 40 to get to the garage, carrying a 30 pound toddler

White walls

Leaky windows

Paying for a hot tub that is always cold

More dog poop

Drunk college girls playing with a kids bicycle bell at 1:30 am

Dog poop