Uh, that might not be a good idea...cutting off your spouses limbs and/or any other appendage I think is a, what's that called, oh yeah, A CRIME! But, I believe in Iowa, a pregnant woman cannot be found guilty of servering a spouse's limb if the guilty party is constantly moronic with his words, forgetting that a pregnant woman is not to be enraged AT ALL! Hang in there D...I know you can do this. Looking forward to his/her safe arrival...sending you prayers and love -J
I am a stay at home mom (SAHM as the kids say these days...) of 3 kiddos, 4 cats, 1 dog and a goat. Throw a wonderful Hubby in the mix, and there is always Chaos. Sometimes I create. Sometimes I run. So far, they can't catch me.
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Uh, that might not be a good idea...cutting off your spouses limbs and/or any other appendage I think is a, what's that called, oh yeah, A CRIME! But, I believe in Iowa, a pregnant woman cannot be found guilty of servering a spouse's limb if the guilty party is constantly moronic with his words, forgetting that a pregnant woman is not to be enraged AT ALL! Hang in there D...I know you can do this. Looking forward to his/her safe arrival...sending you prayers and love -J
I'd bitch-slap him.
Or if you want to be crude, just ask him what the worthless skin around the penis is called....
A: The Man...
Hang in there. You're almost done.
Wow. I never knew he was that daring...
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