Thursday, May 31, 2007

An Equation

One 2.5 year old

5 minutes of unsupervised bathtime
One 5mm medicine syringe
An indescribable amount of water dripping off the walls, door and a very large puddle on the floor!

The continuous giggling should have clued me into the fact that something was going on in there!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Just a warning...

if the Hubby makes one more comment about my "Big Belly"
he may just lose a limb......

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Counting down

It is under 2 weeks now before Thing 2, or as the Guyser says, "Baby Kicking" makes its appearance. I keep getting asked if I am ready. How do you get ready with a 2.5 year old??? We have diapers, a Moses Basket, a crib, a car seat..... we are just going to have to wing the rest! With the first, you have nothing else to do BUT prepare.... with this one, oh man, I can't keep up! I have reached the really uncomfortable stage. Sleep isn't good. The floor is WAY too far down there if I need to pick something up... I sit and ponder, "How badly do I REALLY need that from the floor??" On the upside, my weight gain has been less than 20 pounds so far. How? By having a ginormous 2.5 year old that has two speeds: asleep and full throttle! My dad was here this weekend. That was SO nice. He said, "Oh Honey, I think you are going to be BUSY!!" To which I replied, "Yes... somedays I am afraid.... very afraid...." More later!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I can relate!!

Watch THIS!!!
This is what my life is becoming!!!!
WAYYYY too funny!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

A picture

The Guyser gives "Baby Kicking" (his name for the baby) a kiss!

Thursday, May 17, 2007


It is 6am. I have been awake since 4:20. I got up to go to the bathroom, and upon returning to bed, the baby decided to have a nice long bought of hiccups. This was followed by Uterine Dance Party.....and some nice pregnancy insomnia. So here I am. Give it another hour and I will be exhausted and then the Guyser should be up for the morning! Yeah!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Still here....

I am still around. Been feeling overwhelmed and pregnant, which means tired, irritable, and uncomfortable. My advice to people: Have #2 child BEFORE #1 child is two years old, or wait until they are four!!!! Guyser has been very TWO lately... that has been extremely trying. I guess I should feel lucky I got through the first half of his 2nd year of life without the "2's" rearing its ugly head, but now it is in full swing. His ears don't work and he knows only one word: 'NO!' I just don't have the energy to chase him either, or bend over and peel his temper-tantrum-throwing-noodle-like body off the floor. So there it is.... only 3 weeks left before my sleep is even more minimal than it is now!!! Hooray!..... but at least I will be able to reach my feet then....

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Why lawyer jokes are justified

Give me a flippin' break.
This just irritates the CRAP out of me!!!
This guy should be disbarred, then flogged for stupidity!

Where's my paycheck??

Now that I know what I am WORTH, I will be awaiting my paycheck in the mail!!!!

(mmmm.... don't think I'll hold my breath though)